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    ****SPOILER ALERT FOR LOOPER****
    I couldn’t disagree more with how high you placed Looper on this list. It had a 10/10 premise and plot but the execution, writing, JGL’s make up and the inconsistencies on the acting front were jarring. Emily Blunt for one never had me convinced for a second, she was a cornucopia of bad in this film – who the hell smokes while they’re crying? I’d also like to state that JGL while an outstanding performer in his own right wasn’t a decent reflection of BW at all. The atrocious make up enhanced this flaw ten fold, I mean, WHO THE FUCK CAST THIS MOVIE? I’ve also spent a great deal of time with logic before hand so being told to ignore the film’s plot holes didn’t exactly make ignore the film’s plot holes. Even if I did the film was just being waaaaaaay too pretentious to enjoy. Like the scene where Paul Dano’s older self was losing his body parts piece by piece when that douche with the god-damn hand cannon could’ve just killed young Paul Dano and as a result of that, older Paul Dano would’ve disappeared like BW did when JGL killed herself at the end of the firggin movie. *deep breath* And why the hell did JGL see through that dust cloud and know when to shoot at the right time? He shouldn’t have lived after that, the only reason he survived was because the story demanded it. He could’ve been shot in the leg at least… Those shotguns looked terrible too.
    ****IT’S SAFE TO READ THIS COMMENT NOW, NO NEED TO HIDE ANY MORE****

    Sorry. But damn it people, why is everyone treating this movie like a child in a school play? At least it wasn’t as bad as the Avengers, in fact placing it next to that orgy of faecal matter makes it even more worthwhile.

    Cue the Zero Punctuation theme song.

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